whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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call-me-wicked:

theaudienceapplauded:

The Every Occasion Card

Have a shitty motherfucking baby

Thanks for the shitty ass gift

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but whats been the BEST bake off drama ever

ice cream or custard

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nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

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swasdicka:

hey fellow regular kids what’s up 

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dogs;  

hoechlin as intrigued by his crotch as the rest of us

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mcfly;  

nyurt:

cat selfies

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cats;  
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versemerges:

after not bein here in like for3ver I will grace your dashboard with a selfie hello how’s it goin

HAIR IS STUNNING

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Allison Argent’s Outfits (6/?)

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Extremely important things are happening in the world, but the most important event of the week in Britain was bake off drama

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Dylan: “[Derek] makes him realize that this world they’re about to enter is a dangerous place. Especially for a human. (talking to Hoechlin) I feel like that’s mostly why you’re disgrunted with me. You’re just protecting me. You’re just scared for my life. He’s got grumpy ways of going about it but I can see right through him! Big cuddly bear.

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onedaymytardiswillcome:

Only in Britain could you watch a massive Irish man get this upset about baked Alaska

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